Shakira is Beautiful

I have a guest blogger writing my titles for me. His name is Captain Obvious. You may have read some of his biting criticism on YouTube comments. He outed AAGM's William Sledd. He questioned Paris Hilton's virtue. He pointed out that the baby playing the guitar really wasn't very good at it. I gave him a part time job out of pity. I just wish he would stop wearing that stupid cape around the office.